About me

Man is a god in ruins

I do a few different things:

  • I work on an experimental hemp farm where we cultivate plants harvested for CBD oils, flowers, and pre-rolls, here
  • Detox: I offer consultations and customized programs for individual clients. I am an experienced detox and weight loss counselor. We help you lose weight, find relief and healing. We restore the spring in your step and the spark in your eyes. Read more here
  • For yoga teachers, I’ve written a book titled “Your Voice, Your Success”. It can be found on Amazon. And here are some blog posts
  • I can help with design and written content. I edit, evaluate, and publish different printed and digital media. More here. Through my project called Save Me from Ruin Publishing, I edit, format, and publish high-quality books from the public domain
  • As a dog psychologist, a student of Cesar Millan, I help canine owners solve their pet’s problems
  • I work as the master of ceremony. (I have conducted close to 100 universal wedding processions for luxury villas and resorts when I lived in Thailand.)
  • I give lessons in the art of probiotic fermentation, specializing in LAB (Lactic Acid Bacteria) milk or vegetable ferments, and yeast-based kombucha ferments

Beginning with Casinos Austria in 1991 and finishing with gambling cruises in Florida in 2005, I worked contracts, from Moscow to Miami, as a specialist croupier and game inspector.

I went to work in casinos as other men in other countries go to work on oil rigs. As those men did, I also made a small fortune and the same as they I never learned to keep it.

Nowadays I’ve risen the stakes and given myself to the study of the Pascal’s Wager.

I am the grandson of Ferdynand Goetel. My grandfather was well-known at his time for the colorful personality, mountaineering, travels, as well as political activism. Most of all, he was a competent novelist and publicist.

The Katyn Massacre: “The biggest secret of World War II” was a series of mass executions of Polish military officers and intellectuals carried out by the Soviet NKVD in 1940. As one of the witnesses of the discovery of mass graves in Katyń, my grandfather was driven out of Poland by an arrest warrant issued by the secret police. In 1960, he died in exile and poverty in London.

(More in Polish to watch here.)

In almost 20 years, I taught more than 14,200 hours of yoga.

I moved to live in Thailand in 2006. I ran a Hot Yoga studio which enjoyed a 7-year run and welcomed thousands of students.

Unlike most amateur yoga teachers, I took a serious approach to my work. We created a yoga teacher academy (2006-2017) where we used to say: “Teaching yoga is impossible; that is why it is difficult.”

In 2017, I put teaching yoga programs aside. I wanted to focus on my personal process. I’ve been also keen on distancing myself from the New-Agey yoga teacher community that not only suffers from the saviour complex but consists itself of a greater (and growing!) number of online-based, virtual-reality technicians than flesh-and-blood yoga teachers.

As soon as the gathering restrictions in Spain are reversed, I hope to return to yoga classes in Ibiza, through the project called The Flying Fish Yoga. We will practice and teach Hatha Yoga, the Advanced Class, and yogic meditation in small group sessions appropriate for a modern student; the practices bring vitality, autonomy, and spiritual freedom.

My yoga programs and events of the past 10 years

January 2018
The Yoga of Food / Rational Detox
UNICEF, Geneva, Switzerland

August 2017
Hot Yoga Fusion & The Advanced Series
JIVA Hot Yoga Duesseldorf, Germany

August 2017
Hot Yoga Teacher Training, 200 hours
with Heidi Ulrich, Yoga Moves Nyon, Switzerland

March 2017
“The Yoga of Food” Lecture
“Yoga Teacher Training Discovery Day”
“Yoga Teacher Circle” Advanced Teaching Skills
Yoga Moves Nyon, Switzerland

August 2016
Hot Yoga Teacher Training, 200 hours
with Heidi Ulrich, Yoga Moves Nyon, Switzerland

October 2015
Hot Yoga Evolution Master Class/The Game Changers Teacher Training
Sun Yoga Berlin, Germany

August 2015
“The Game Changers” Advanced Teaching Skills
Atmanjai Wellness & Spa, Phuket, Thailand

Summer 2015
Yoga Movement Academy: First Event
Yoga Movement, Singapore

April 2015
YIHE42 Hot Yoga Teacher Training, 200 hours
Beijing, China

August 2014
“The Game Changers” Advanced Teaching Skills
Hot Yoga Evolution Studio, Phuket, Thailand

August 2014
Warm Vinyasa Teacher Training, 50 hours CET Yoga Alliance
Hot Yoga Evolution Studio, Phuket, Thailand

April 2014
A Yoga Week with Tomasz Goetel
Yoga Moves Nyon, Switzerland

March 2014
Hot Yoga +
A 100-hour Yoga Teacher Training Program with Tomasz Goetel
y+ Yoga Center, Xintiandi, Shanghai, China

January 2014
Hot Yoga Marathon
y+ Yoga Center, Xintiandi, Shanghai, China

December 2013
Hot Yoga Training, Level II (Going Pro!)
Absolute Sanctuary, Koh Samui, Thailand

December 2013
Hot Yoga Evolution Classes
YIHE42, Beijing, China

November 2013
Thailand Yoga Festival 2013
Bangkok, Thailand

August 2013
“The Game Changers” Advanced Teaching Skills For Yoga Teachers
Hot Yoga Evolution Studio, Phuket, Thailand

April 2013
Hot Yoga Evolution weekend with Tomasz Goetel: Master Class
Updog Yoga Studio Singapore

March 2013
“The Game Changers” Hot Yoga Advanced Teacher Training
Hot Yoga Evolution Studio, Phuket, Thailand

November 2012
Hot Yoga Immersion with Tomasz Goetel
Absolute Sanctuary, Koh Samui, Thailand

August 2012
“The Game Changers” Hot Yoga Advanced Teaching Skills / Advanced Practice Intensive
Hot Yoga Evolution Studio, Phuket, Thailand

June 2012
Absolute Yoga Academy, Hot Yoga Teacher Training, 200-hours
Absolute Yoga Sanctuary, Koh Samui, Thailand

April 2012
Hot Yoga Evolution: Master Classes
Updog Studio Singapore

April 2012
Yogic Diet Retreat with Tomasz Goetel and Monique Toh
Bali, Indonesia

August and October 2012
Hot Yoga Instructor Course, 200 hours, In-house Training
Svarga Holistic Center, Bandung, Indonesia

February 2012
Hot Yoga Teacher Training, 200 hours
Hot Yoga Evolution Studio - Phuket, Thailand

November 2012
Yoga Evolution Master Classes, Yoga Thailand Festival 2012
Bangkok, Thailand

November 2011
Hot Yoga Immersion
Absolute Sanctuary, Koh Samui, Thailand

September 2011
Hot Yoga Evolution Weekend
Updog Studio, Singapore

June 29 - July 04, 2011
Hot Yoga Immersion
Absolute Sanctuary, Koh Samui, Thailand

May 2011
Hot Yoga Evolution with Tomasz Goetel Freestyle Class and Yoga Workshops
Absolute Yoga Singapore

April 2011
Yogic Diet Retreat with Monique Toh and Tomasz Goetel
Bali, Indonesia

November 2010
Hot Yoga Immersion
Absolute Sanctuary, Koh Samui, Thailand

November 2009
Hot Yoga Bootcamp with Tomasz Goetel and Lucas Rockwood
Absolute Sanctuary, Koh Samui, Thailand

Please let me know
how I can help you

 

My email address:
tomaszgoe@protonmail.com

Tel. +34 641 314 730
WhatsApp +66 93 7878 363