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Tomasz Goetel

Hi, apple eaters and those who don’t eat apples (I think that covers everyone). Welcome.

I do many things

I’m a bad guy but I’m trying not to be—and that’s something good.

For many years I was involved in gambling and casino operations which had me travel from Moscow to Monte Carlo to Miami. Today, I know there are higher things than my ego’s will and to these I must bow. In the second half of my life, I have become whole, calm, and healthy; and I know that is true what The Pixies sang, “if Man is five then the Devil is six; and if the Devil is six, then God is seven.”

I live a fulfilled life. The most important thing for me is not to be stupid. I study. I work as a writer, yoga teacher, yoga course director, and regenerative detox consultant.

Past Work:

Hot Yoga Phuket

Yoga Expert Academy



My Book Is Published

I’ve spent time studying and teaching body language and tonality, which need to be incorporated as skills by any competent yoga teacher, educator, or speaker.

I wrote the book titled “Your Voice, Your Success”, which is available on Amazon.

This website isn’t selling anything.

I’ve taken an indefinite break from teaching yoga classes and teacher training. There’s a yoga class with me posted online here

If you want, send an email or send me a message and I will get back to you

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